“The idea came to me when I suggested my 8-year old daughter save up money to buy a pet grooming kit,” said company spokesperson David Angisevics, “and I thought why can’t we do this?”
“I wanted to teach her the lesson that if you want something you have to save for it. Buying Google would be a step in the right direction, after Patch.”
So far, they have collected $3.42, mostly in pennies, a gum wrapper and a resume.
When asked about the resume, Justine Lafebvre commented, “hey, if they’re going to get this jar as an offering, I might as well take my chances, right?”
“It might take some time,” commented Angisevics, “but it’s worth a shot.”
Google is valued at $32 Billion.